Delicious Works

@ Smart Objects, Los Angeles

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Ugly Daughter, Mediocre Sister (Rejection is Distracting)

Not even all the plastic flowers in the world will make your house more beautiful or your tits look bigger. Let’s start from there.

Now that we’ve talked about it let’s focus on the glitter sprayed delicately on each petal.

Done.

He asked you to make his facebook page. No, it was his Myspace, this happened a few years ago.

You didn’t fuck up but he thought you did and he called you “Useless Female”. We both laughed at the time but soon realized that it wasn’t funny at all.

But now let’s stop talking about the opposite sex, your family never happened. Try to think about all the wonderful things in this world. Think about horses galloping wild and ignore the fact that no one survives to ikea -and try not to think about the meatballs.

And I bet rats have feelings too. If I could, I’d run a marathon carrying scissors to prove it.

Why is everyone naked in here? Or better, why isn’t everyone naked in here?

I just want to make beautiful things even if nobody cares. To bleach my body hair like a Brazilian body builder. To wear coloured contact lenses at home. It’s not you: it’s me.

As soon as breathing exercises weren’t enough to relax, as soon as I had to swallow The cocktail, as soon as I changed you said “You’ve changed”. But I didn’t like dogs either and neither I was in love with you.

The thing is: would you put posters up if I get lost? You once said I’m like a cat and I’d wish you’d treat me like one.

 

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The Importance Of The Nest

Curtain and laser cut stickers

 

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Deja Vu Showgirls Hollywood Blvd.

Replica of facade design at stripclub, digital print on banner

 

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Some coins in an organza bag

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(left) I am curious as to what size

Plastic Surgery Research Painting

Martha Stewart golden paint, blanket, tulle, dry flowers, lights, glitter, fairy dust, gold powder


(right) still undecided on size

Plastic Surgery Research Painting

Martha Stewart golden paint, blanket, tulle, dry flowers, lights, glitter, fairy dust, gold powder

 

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I am curious as to what size (detail)

Plastic Surgery Research Painting

Martha Stewart golden paint, blanket, tulle, dry flowers, lights, glitter, fairy dust, gold powder

 

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I am curious as to what size (detail)

Plastic Surgery Research Painting

Martha Stewart golden paint, blanket, tulle, dry flowers, lights, glitter, fairy dust, gold powder

 

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Untitled (Family Unit of 3)

Laser cut window stickers

 

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still undecided on size

Plastic Surgery Research Painting

Martha Stewart golden paint, blanket, tulle, dry flowers, lights, glitter, fairy dust, gold powder

 

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The Importance Of The Nest

(Family Unit of Three)

Curtain and laser cut stickers

 

 

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(Left) Untitled (Family Unit of 3)

Laser cut window stickers

 

(Right) "It takes a really bad father to make such a good prostitute"

Wavy Willow on vase

 

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Smart Objects

1828 W Sunset Blvd

Los Angeles 90026